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posted on September the 9th
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You know, Jessica surprises me sometimes. For being so new to this vampire thing, she's really pretty smart about it. Don't believe me? Well, then, I have two words for you: spray tan. So simple it's genius!
The only problem is the cold. I could go home if I weren't a Maggie-sized block of ice. Ugh.
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posted on August the 31st
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Long shot, but medieval Swedish? Anyone? No? Didn't think so.
Sigh. Google translate, here I come.
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posted on August the 10th
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You know, I've been thinking. I'm dead, right? So maybe I should donate my body to science. Pretty sure no vampire's ever done that before.
... Sarcasm doesn't come off very well over the internet, does it? Because I'm kidding. Totally kidding. I think.
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